I'M NOT HAPPY.

5 and half hours more going to be my birthday, but i can tell that I'm not happy at all.
This is not the party i want at all. MOM planned everything and makes me feel that she ruining everything. I JUST NOT HAPPY AT ALL! i don't know weather you understand my feeling a not. But i can truly tell you that I'm not happy. trying to make myself stay happy i went to YouTube to search some funny video and watch. wishing i can really enjoy myself in my birthday party. But mom say this cannot do and that and WHAT SO EVER! i hate it when she arrange stuff for me. I HATE IT. I RATHER HAVING PARTY AT BUBBLE TEA ALSO NOT AT MY HOUSE! haihs.

bird and bees

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Birthday Present

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note - romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.

Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.

If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,
LOH JADE LING

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.